Teen Mom 2's Adam vs. Keiffer
This weeks show was a basically a "how to mooch off of other peoples parents" for wanna be moochers. We have Chelsea‘s baby-daddy and poor excuse for a boyfriend Adam, as well as Jenelle’s homeless and unemployed boyfriend Kieffer.
Chelsea's father (who is paying the rent on the apartment) decided to let Adam have a second chance and allowed him to move in to the apartment provided he continue to pay child support, pay partial rent and get a job. Nevermind that Chelsea's best friend Moochy Megan lived there for free also. (WTF?) Granted Megan did help a lot with Aubrey, which cannot be said about Adam.
He’s obviously taking this very seriously, as he heads out sporting his best ripped-to-the-waist tank top and shorts and sporting his most annoyed and sarcastic look. Who wouldn’t want to hire him? He comes home after maybe being gone for an hour and reports that it's hopeless, he just won't be able to find anything. He heads right back to the couch and the video game as Chelsea with a look of pure stupidity on her face plasters on a smile. ( Yes, he's ALL YOURS).
Adam has yet to contribute a single cent to pay for his room and board, according to Chelsea's Dad and he brings the issue up again, Warning her that Adam is all talk and no action and that Adam is already showing his true colors by breaking rule #2 and chasing Moochy Megan out. Chelsea protests and says that having him there is so great. Now she doesn’t have to begAdam to hang out with her and her daughter because he, like, is always around. After all how many times does she have to tell herself "All I want is for Aubrey to have her mom and her dad together". How many times do you have to say that to make yourself believe it?
Adam is Prime Moocher material .............hard for Kieffer to beat….
Meanwhile Kieffer and Jenelle have realized that they’re going to have to leave their friends’ parents’ beach house and they’ll soon be homeless. (So Sad). They’ve been mooching off this friend’s parents for a few weeks but now they have nowhere to go. Jenelle is actually starting to show some promise: she’s gotten a job and she is also enrolled and attending college. However, even her salary and student loan check combined isn’t enough to pay for a deposit on an apartment. Kieffer’s going to have to get a job.
Unfortunately it seems as there are absolutely NO jobs to be had. Would you believe that? I mean those facial piercings alone should land him some type of middle managment job. The greasy hair and extra large tattered clothing may even land him something in the fashion industry.
Anyway, without any support from Kieffer, Jenelle decides that it’s time to mooch off of her mom, again. Only this time she’s bringing a greasy, piercing covered friend. Why her mom even allows this is beyond me.
Things are going ok until one day when Jenelle and Kieffer are babysitting Jace (wait, can you babysit your own kid?) Jace spills something on the couch and Jenelle and Kieffer don't know what to do with it. Janelle states her mom will freak, so they better just put a pillow over it and hide it. Everyone knows that stains are much eaier to remove once they’ve soaked into fabric for awhile.When her mom notices and yells at the two of them "why didn't you clean it up?" (Good question) Jenelle moans that “nothing she does is ever good enough for her mom.” Um…yah, because you don’t do anything.
Janelle and Keiffer apparently decide that they need to unwind a little bit because they are sooo stressed. They decide to light up and smoke some marijuana on the front porch. (uh...no one will smell it). When Mom blows another cork Janelle just can't understand why her mom is so upset. This gets Janelle and Kieffer kicked out .....homeless again.
So who wins???
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